you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
actually there are brands that name products things like; gunslinger, and black sword. and I love them. best thick eyeliners ever c:
Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inapproprite questions.
Tumblr won’t send any more asks right now. I’m trying to interact, but they not letting me.
Wow. Hella dumb.