couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

*history buffs crying.”

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, entwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Every time

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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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