My name is Madison. I am in love with who I am. I believe I will succeed in life. I am a hypomanic depressant. I am not currently on any form of medication. This is me. I can not wait to be on my next "high". Finding out now that I am bipolar has saved my life. I love people and what they do to me. I have been psychologically, and physically abused my entire life, starting at a very young age. I love me, and I do not give a fuck what you think. <3
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”
this pussy clean this pussy squeaky
that pussy old, that pussy creaky

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,
I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.
This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.
So i put it to you Chris.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.
In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.
My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.
The choice is your Chris…
Stay locked out.
or drink it all.HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???
excellent.

when you see the lucker stomp
you reblog the lucker stomp
and you forever reblog the lucker stomp
instant reblog the lucker stomp
Never listened to suicide silence but I respect the stomp.
WHENEVER MITCH IS ON YOUR DASH YOU REBLOG IT
No matter what kind of blog you are!!
died way before his time. :/

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.
SIGNAL BOOST.
The small amount of notes on this post worries me.
SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
COME ON GUYS, IF WE FAN GET A FLUFFY CHICKEN FOR SOMEONE WHY NOT THIS
Are Pringles the best chips ever? Yes. Pizza.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

slimikinscaevity:madmaryholiday:hellhoundstooth:slimmerboo:bad-mojo:bathsabbath:
or Find out more on the Baking Soda Method.
And let me know if you have any questions. Or if I spelled anything wrong.
I should add something about the egg wash though. Egg whites are good for greasy hair, and egg yolks are good for dry hair. When I have enough eggs to spare, I like to wash mine with a mixture of eggs and honey.
Trust me, it makes it feel more clean than regular shampoo does.I need to try the beer + egg combo, damn.
real talk: my boyfriend washes his hair with baking soda instead of shampoo, and he has the most ridiculously soft, touchable, healthy-looking hair I have ever seen on a dude. a++ would recommend, particularly if you don’t like how expensive shampoo is
for the first recipe, i would like to stress that you use Apple Cider Vinegar if you have curly hair. it made a big difference for me!!
i’ve been using the backing soda / acv plan for over a year. i use that about once a week and just massage my scalp under the water during the showers between washes. my hair has never looked better.
shampoo makes me sad, so i’m reblogging this for future reference.
I’d like to try this. I’ve never liked all the chemical crap in shampoos.
someday i’m gonna drop shampoo completely

OH GOD I WILL ANSWER LITERALLY ANYTHING
I REALLY WILL
^^ as well
any
fucking
thing
please
I’m kinda sick. This might cheer me up some.
COME AT ME.